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The Chicago Marathon: Reflections of an insomniac marathoner | Challenges That Never Materialize | What I Learned At The Boston Marathon | The Twin Cities Marathon | Running and Surviving the Casablanca 16-km Race | Marrakech Marathon | Tataragi Dam Half Marathon | The Shanghai International Half Marathon

 

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The Chicago Marathon
Reflections of an insomniac marathoner

October 22, 2006

The night before the 29th Chicago Marathon, I am sitting on a wooden bench with my brother Brian at a restaurant called Max and Erma’s in the town of Gurnee (an hour north of the city). Brian finds a server and drops the shocking news that we’ll require a table of 23 while I impatiently browse through a magazine of marathon info, waiting for Brian’s wife’s family—all 18 of them—to join us for a 7 pm dinner. Gurnee is one giant, unimaginative chain store, and the restaurant, situated in its garish, blinding epicenter was difficult to locate due to the drizzling rain and homogenous landscape of retail outlets. But the place is nevertheless a convenient spot for a family rendez-vous—a halfway point between Chicago and Milwaukee, perfect for those making the trip north or south in a show of pre-race support and solidarity.

As a group of servers pushes abandoned tables together into a chain long enough for royalty, I return to the magazine. A list of tips for a successful marathon catches my eye. Among the suggestions: 1) eat a large lunch and small dinner the night before the race for better sleep and to avoid stomach trouble during the marathon. 2) Attend the pre-race expo on Friday instead of Saturday in order to properly rest your legs the day before the Sunday race. 3) Prior to the marathon, run the last three miles of the course to gain a psychological advantage as you tire at the end of the actual race. And, finally, 4) arrive at the marathon at least two hours before start time for obvious reasons. I show the article to Brian with a sigh: “Well, I’ll be violating every one of those.” (for the entire story)

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Photo: © 2006 Romain PingannaudChallenges That Never Materialize
Cross Des Képis 15-16K

November 25, 2005 - Syria

Believe it or not, the world’s oldest continually inhabited city has no marathon of its own. It’s not really that surprising once you consider two undeniable realities: Damascus is far too polluted for regular training and most Syrians don’t really understand the concept of running for exercise. Thus, shortly after arrival, I assumed my racing season was over.

However, in early November, my roommate Romain told me the French Embassy was sponsoring a race at a military barracks near the Damascus airport in three weeks time. I’d been limiting my running to nightly jogs in Tishrin Park three times a week—nocturnal exercise is a necessity if one intends to avoid the crowds and the ridicule bare legs inspire in the perpetually pants-wearing populace—but I jumped at the opportunity to race again. Romain was sketchy on details, like the race distance and the registration fees, but we made plans on our narrow apartment balcony as he smoked Gauloises cigarettes and I stared at the twinkling lights of the Damascus skyline. But Romain’s sweet words of encouragement finally closed the deal. “If you race,” he assured me, “I will support you.” (for entire story)

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Photo Courtesy of  Romain Pingannaud


Photo courtesy of Brage Anderson
Joel (3rd from right) Struggling Up Heartbreak Hill at Mile 21 (Photo courtesy of Brage Anderson)

What I Learned at the 109th Boston Marathon
Boston Public Garden
Patriot's Day, April 18, 2005, 9 am - Boston, MA

A line of marathoners a quarter mile long waits apprehensively to board a chain of orange school buses that will shuttle them to the starting line in the bucolic town of Hopkinton three hours before the start of the 109th Boston Marathon. "It looks like we're going off to war," a fellow runner and 10-minute friend named Craig observes as athletes are sectioned off into groups of 40 and disappear into the buses, never to be seen again. Craig's wearing a green mugger's cap, white sweats and, like the 21,000 other participants, carrying a dark blue plastic bag filled with clean clothes he'll wear after the race is over. "Yeah," I reply, "but there are no wives or children to see them off. No tearful goodbyes." Craig may have a penchant for hyperbole-we're not going off to fight an actual war with some media-hyped but imaginary American enemy-but he's right about one thing: a battle is about to take place and the mood is somber this morning, as each runner makes a mental note of the rising temperatures and cloudless sky and lapses into respectful silence, brooding about the unknowns of the task ahead.
(for entire story)
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Photo: Copyright © Bradley Hanson
Photo: Copyright © Bradley Hanson

The Twin Cities Marathon
October 3, 2004 - Minneapolis, MN

I have a question for the more experienced runners in the group: What’s the secret to running smoothly and efficiently during the last four miles of a marathon? More weekly mileage? More hill training? Proper fueling before and during the race? Luck? A combination of the four? Any answer besides “slow down” is acceptable. Last weekend’s Twin Cities Marathon was just the third 42-km race of my short running career with a result similar to the first two: my realistic performance goal of 2:50 was undermined by a painfully lethargic last few miles.

I was certainly jetlagged after returning from Morocco 10 days earlier and weakened by a sinus infection I developed in Seattle shortly afterward. But neither of those minor problems can satisfactorily explain why my calves suddenly tightened around mile 22 and I was forced to abandon the 6:30-pace I’d maintained until that point.

I know what some of the four-hour plus marathoners in the group are thinking right now: “Quit whining, rookie! You still ran a personal best of 2:53:55, finished in 121st place out of 10,300 runners, and qualified for The Boston Marathon next April. What more do you want?” To which I would reply: “It is useless to compare myself with other runners—especially when the best in the world will finish at least 40 minutes ahead of me; I only compete with myself. Every runner simply wants to know how fast he/she is capable of going, and I feel like I haven’t yet tapped my full long-distance potential.”

(for entire story)
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Photo: Copyright © Bradley Hanson
Photo: Copyright © Bradley Hanson

Running and Surviving the Casablanca 16-km Race
March 14, 2004 - Morocco

Last month’s 7th Annual Casablanca Marathon and 16km race turned out to be only 14 kilometers. But this was merely the most innocuous surprise in a series of surprises that would have been humorous if they hadn’t been so potentially dangerous.

Registration, however, was far easier than the race itself. I walked to a dusty 400-meter track near The American Language Center, feeling like an ant cooking beneath a magnifying glass in the scorching North African sun. I signed my name on a sheet of paper attached to a brown clipboard, paid the 20-dirham entrance fee (about $2), and received my number minus the safety pins needed to attach it to my shirt. Then, I asked for a course map. The man at registration told me he didn’t have any but that I could pick one up near the Hotel Suisse—the start of the race, roughly 10 kilometers from where I was standing at that moment. I looked incredulously at my friend Hind, who had agreed to accompany me just in case I required a translator. Hind began to complain to the man in French with an observation: “La competition est très mal organisé” and a lengthy discussion in Arabic ensued. Eventually, the man turned over a blue folder he was carrying and drew a map on the back of it to explain the course. I couldn’t really follow the twists and turns of his pen or the detours of his speech that frequently wandered between Arabic and French. But I already knew where the race would begin so I waited impatiently for them to finish. “Puis-je emprunter ton dessin?” (Can I borrow your drawing?) I attempted some feeble humor with the artist. He merely shook his head, misunderstanding the joke—or my French—and Hind and I shared a laugh over his stiff-lipped seriousness. (for entire story)
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A Painful Finish - click for more images from MoroccoMarrakech Marathon
January 18, 2004 -  Morocco

A three-hour journey through the night from Casablanca to Marrakech in a crowded but quiet train car. I try to sleep on a padded orange booth-like seat discarded from a 1950’s Midwestern diner, my head vibrating against the glass with the gentle rocking of the train. I’m too sleepy to read. I’m too sleepy to think. I’m too sleepy to polish the rust off my grade school French with my trilingual passengers. The train car is warmer than a womb. I step out into the corridor and stand in front of a large window, dividing my attention between the reflected movements of the people behind me and the toy train set lighting of the passing platforms. It’s cooler and less lonely here. Outside my window, an occasional group of weary passengers gathers beneath a solitary streetlight. But the stillness of the night and the absence of human movement are what I find most captivating. I keep imagining, as I walk up and down the corridor of the train, that I’ll see a familiar face—a friend I met on one of my travels and lost again just as easily. I’m alone when I’d like to be among friends. Tomorrow, in their absence, I will give a three-hour, 42-kilometer performance to an anonymous audience. (for entire story)

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Photo: Copyright © Bradley HansonTataragi Dam Half Marathon
July 5, 2003 - Japan

June 1 - Japan in June is wet-weathered swamp, uncomfortable to those of us with an aversion to sweating without exercise. So what was I doing running a half marathon at the beginning of the humid, rainy season? The truth of the matter is that I found out about all of Japan's temperate spring races-including the famed Kyoto Half Marathon-at least a week after they happened. I also discovered, after unsuccessfully registering for an earlier race, the mystifying rule whereby race registration closes five to six weeks before race day, discouraging any last-minute spontaneity and no doubt depriving the race organizers of some much-needed revenue.

I'm a terrible runner in the heat, my body feels sluggish and slow-like a worm baking on the sidewalk the morning after a downpour-and each training run feels like my first. But I had worked myself into good shape and was willing to take my chances in the summer heat in order to experience a half marathon, Japanese-style. With my American friend Chris helping me decipher the cryptic katakana on the race form (Japanese has three different written languages), I registered for the Tataragi Dam Half Marathon on the second to last day in April, parted with a \3,000 (about $25), and hoped for favorable weather. (for entire story)

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Photo: Copyright © Bradley Hanson


The Shanghai International Half Marathon
December 11, 2001 - China

The dog days of winter have finally reached Shanghai. For the past 10 days, the city has taken a much needed bath beneath a sky that seems reluctant to release its rain. In fact, the rain falls so slowly and quietly that when I look from my apartment window and notice the large pools of muddy water on the uneven pavement, it appears as though the water was bubbling up from the ground instead of falling from the sky. Seattle has stretches of misty rain like this. But the colorless apartment buildings, the half-finished houses, and people bent beneath their umbrellas as though shouldering invisible burdens and milling about the streets with nothing to do and all day to do it give Shanghai rainstorms a depressing quality I've never felt in Seattle. Rain, however, has never depressed me, probably because most of the activities I love can be enjoyed indoors: reading, writing, playing cello or dulcimer, and listening to music. And the "shamanic rain that feeds the imagination," as Tom Robbins wrote in Still Life with Woodpecker, creates an ever-changing inspirational backdrop for these activities.

However, there's one activity I like to do outdoors during soft rainstorms: run races. (for entire story)

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